The Fine Filmdrunkards Society Blog

Donkey Hodey thinks they should have more television programming for slow kids. How about 'Strawberry Shortbus' or 'The Dummy Bears'?

Pauly Dangerously G.I'm. Sloe?

Donkey Hodey XYY-Men.

Pauly Dangerously Duh-Durr Cats.
Pauly Dangerously Mighty Moron Power Rangers.

Donkey Hodey Durrr-a The Explorer.
Donkey Hodey Rainbow Not-So-Bright.
Donkey Hodey Doltron.

Pauly Dangerously Teenage Mongoloid Ninja Turtles.
Pauly Dangerously Handy(cap) Manny.

Donkey Hodey The Hurrrr-culoids.
Donkey Hodey Scooby Dipshit.

Pauly Dangerously Bob the BuilDURR.

Donkey Hodey Blue's Clueless.

Pauly Dangerously Captain Rainman.
Pauly Dangerously Special Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Pauly Dangerously The Lethargic School Bus.

Donkey Hodey Schoolhouse Dumb-as-a-Rock.
Donkey Hodey Dumby and Friends.

Pauly Dangerously The Simplesons.

Donkey Hodey Clarissa Explains Nothing.

Pauly Dangerously Saved By The Dumbbell.

Eibmoz The Retardigans

Donkey Hodey Clifford The Big Inbred Dog.

Pauly Dangerously SpongeBob PissedPants.

Donkey Hodey The Adventures of Jimmy Moron.
Donkey Hodey Winnie the Foo'
Donkey Hodey Rerecess.

Burnsy woke up at 6 after 11 hours of sleep and just cleaned the bejesus out of his kitchen, gangsta.

Donk bejesus is really hard to get out of grout.

Things I Wish I Had Thought Of Yesterday: Sending a tasteful flower arrangement to Dawn Brancheau's funeral with the banner "So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish."

Pauly Dangerously is what the French call "les incompétents". Which means "Incompetant Lesbian".

BK Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie.

Jacktion! Breakfast Pie is what I call morning sex.

BK But you don't get to call it very often.

Jacktion! Yes, it left me far too soon.
Now I'm mourning morning sex.

Jesse got a coupon for Father's Day for "An hour of dirty sex". Unfortunately on the back there wasn't a list of all of the other locations where I could redeem it. Any broads on here accept those?

Jacktion! Your kid gives the strangest presents.

Headline: Iceland's [Female] Prime Minister Marries Female Partner

KM: You think it's crazy having a black president? I'd love to see what would happen in the US.

BK: Well, we already went back in time as far as the Tea Party, so I guess... Pilgrim Party? "You can't dance! You can't dance! Everybody buckle your hats!" ...that's no good, it doesn't even rhyme.

Every list made by the new child owner of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is a Bucket list.

(Art by Dave MacDowell)

Burnsy: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOTHER FUCKING MAN BEHIND THE MOTHER FUCKING CURTAIN!

Pauly: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN OZ?

Burnsy: BITCH, YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG! CLICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEELS!

Pauly: IS THERE A SIGN ON MY LAWN THAT SAYS "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?!? NO, IT SAYS "BELL OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE KNOCK"!

Burnsy: DOES THE MUNCHKIN MAYOR LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Pauly: I WANT YOU TO GO IN THAT BAG, AND FIND MY WALLET! IT'S THE ONE THAT SAYS "WIZARD OF OZ"!!!

Burnsy: HEY, A FLYING MONKEY MAY TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN PIE, BUT I'D NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WON'T EAT THE FILTHY MOTHERFUCKER!

Pauly: CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON THE SCARECROW! YOU'RE A SMART MOTHERFUCKER!

Burnsy: EATIN' A WITCH OUT, AND GIVIN' A WITCH A FOOT MASSAGE AIN'T EVEN THE SAME FUCKIN' THING!

Destiny: DOROTHY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WAS GONNA BE COOL. NOW WHEN YOU YELL AT ME I GET NERVOUS... AND WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS GET SCARED THAT'S WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS GET SHOT!

Pauly: SHIT TINMAN! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!

Destiny: I'M SORRY, LION, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION? I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. PLEASE CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, SOMETHING ABOUT COURAGE? WHAT'S THE MATTER? OH, YOU WERE FINISHED! WELL ALLOW ME TO RETORT... WHAT DOES THE MEDAL OF COURAGE LOOK LIKE?!

Pauly: IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!

Update: This print now available for purchase. I bought one. It's pretty awesome.

According to her song about nasty boys, Janet Jackson's real name (provided you're adequately nasty) is "Ms. Jackson Privacy Control." That sounds more like a bra for fat chicks.

BK: SUPERSTITIOUS DILEMMA: It's Ash Wednesday, I'm eating leftover King Cake, and the baby charm just fell in to my lap. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SIX MORE WEEKS OF CAKE?!

Jacktion!: I had King Cake on MLK Day.

Not really, but I had a dream that I did.

I got a bunch of pop up banners trying to sell me stuff. One was for a weapon that fires arrows, another for the front of a ship, still another for the stick needed to play a violin, and the last type for a tied ribbon to put on Christmas presents.

It was an ad homonym attack.