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December 29, 2008

Ups and Downs. (Mostly Downs.)

Jacktion!: I want to start a retarded metal band called Syndrome of a Down.
Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about a retarded ghetto called Downtown.

Donk: I'm writing a movie about zombie retards called Down of The Dead.

Pauly: I'm writing a redundant play about Aussies called "Down Under"

Donk: I wrote a song about a path that retards walk every day called Downtrodden

Pauly: I'm writing a movie about a retarded break-dancing crew called "Gettin' Down".

Jacktion!: I'm working on a movie about retarded aliens called "Down to Earth"

Donk: I wrote a real tear-jerker about a mother who abandons her retarded prom-baby called "Down in The Dumps"

Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about retarded lesibian softball playes called "A League of Our Down"

Donk: I'm hoping Fox will option my screenplay about a retarded bellhop who's also addicted to meth: "Ups and Downs"

Jacktion!: I draw a comic strip about a retarded kid with a round head called "Charlie Down"

Donk: I hear there's a retarded member of Chicago's hockey team. Teammates call him "Blackhawk Down"

Donk: John Fogerty is writing the theme song for my movie about a retarded hooker called "Down on The Corner"

Pauly: I'm writing a song about sexual active retards called "Down With O.P.P."

Jacktion!: I wrote a movie about a depressed retarded girl called "Debbie Downer"

Pauly: I'm writing a new movie about a retard who services the community called "What Can Down Do For You?"

Donk: I'm writing a movie about a gay retard fighting Prop 8 called "Down and Out in Beverly Hills"

Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about a retarded kid who can cure cancer when he cries called "Tears of a Down"
Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about the head of a retarded crime family called "Down Corleon

May 18, 2009

Pass the -torade

Donk: Wow, I've been in the haterade today.

Jack: I've been wanting to work with Shatner. I think I've been drinking Spaderade.

Donk: V8 = 'Materade

Jack: Whatever Pauly drinks = 'baterade
Jack: Tropical fruit drinks = equatorade

Donk: I once did a body shot off Tara Reid's stomach. I called it Craterade.

Jack: gatorade + vodka = Greaterade

Burnsy: three times a day i drink baterade

Jack: You recycle your semen?

Donk: There's a young callup playing for the Red Wings right now. He's very energetic. I believe he's been drinking Abdelkaderade.

Jack: vodka = taterade
Jack: Steroids in Oakland are called Raiderade

Donk: I think Rafer Alston may have been getting tired in the fourth quarter last night. Maybe he's been drinking Faderade.

Jack: Ecologically friendly drinks are called Naderade
Jack: Wine at Passover = Sederade

Donk: I you want to get better than a 15% tip, you better bring it (and by "it" I mean my food to the table warm and fast). Maybe you should get some Waiterade to help you out.

Jack: Roofie colada = laiderade

Donk: Change the second d to a p and you get what Daterade is meant for.
Donk: For all you half-man, half-goats out there, I give you satyrade.

Jack: Benedict Arnold drank Traitorade
Jack: If you pass your classes because of your involvement in athletics, you got a gatorgrade.

Donk: The british are our allies in the war on terror because they don't like the taste of Al Qaedarade.

Jack: I bought a giant opaque bottle of gatorade so I could use it to get some shaderade
Jack: Mikey Moore from the Celtics drinks Braidorade.

Donk: I've had trouble getting excited about things lately so I've started drinking Yay!-derade.

Jack: I wasn't good at hockey until i started drinking Skaterade

Donk: I'm cooking a bunch of food off-site for this party I'm having. I need some caterade.

May 24, 2011

Food Truck

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Patty Boots: Steak Me Home Tonight, eat your heart out.
Vince Mancini: I prefer Grill 'Em All.
Burnsy: My food van name is The Purple Rose of Gyro.

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