tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2011://1 2011-12-14T04:04:13Z (Where your mom goes to score all her weed.) Movable Type 3.33 tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2011://1.48 2011-12-12T22:46:07Z 2011-12-14T04:04:13Z

I got a bunch of pop up banners trying to sell me stuff. One was for a weapon that fires arrows, another for the front of a ship, still another for the stick needed to play a violin, and the...

BK I got a bunch of pop up banners trying to sell me stuff. One was for a weapon that fires arrows, another for the front of a ship, still another for the stick needed to play a violin, and the last type for a tied ribbon to put on Christmas presents. It was an ad homonym attack. tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2011://1.47 2011-05-25T04:11:01Z 2011-12-12T22:59:01Z

Patty Boots: Steak Me Home Tonight, eat your heart out. Vince Mancini: I prefer Grill 'Em All. Burnsy: My food van name is The Purple Rose of Gyro. (For the complete list, click here.)...

BK Patty Boots: Steak Me Home Tonight, eat your heart out. Vince Mancini: I prefer Grill 'Em All. Burnsy: My food van name is The Purple Rose of Gyro. (For the complete list, click here.)]]> Vince Mancini: What About Kebab Burnsy: This is Spinal Tapas Vince Mancini: One Falaffel the Cuckoo's Nest Vince Mancini: Corndog Day Afternoon Vince Mancini: Nevermind the Beerocks Burnsy: Apocalypse Cow Vince Mancini: The Last Empanada Vince Mancini: The Silence of the Lamb Burnsy: A Clockwork Orange Julius Vince Mancini: Snack to the Future Vince Mancini: Porklahoma Vince Mancini: Burger She Wrote Burnsy: All Quiet on the Western Bunt Burnsy: For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Pasta Is Enuf Jacktion: Pirates of the Pork Rib-bean. Burnsy: What's the Bratwurst That Could Happen? Jacktion: ‎2 Pasta 2 Furious. Jacktion: Reservoir Hot Dogs. Burnsy: Raging Baloney Vince Mancini: The Last Temptation of Pies Burnsy: The Eclair Up There Vince Mancini: Million Dollar Bagel Jacktion: The Hunt for Red OctoBurrito Burnsy: XXX: State of the Onion Jacktion: X-ChickenWing Fighter Jacktion: the PaciFryer Burnsy: Girls Just Want to Have Funnel Cake Jacktion: The Hot Chicken Jacktion: The Italian Food Job Jacktion: Soul Food Plane Burnsy: Step Up 2 The Treats Jacktion: Jason and the Caviargonauts Burnsy: McHale's Gravy Burnsy: Lentil The End of the World Vince Mancini: You Can't Churro Love Vince Mancini: Mystic Pizza Burnsy: Die Another Danish Vince Mancini: Any Given Sundae Stinky Peet: A Streetcart Named Desire BK: All I got is Avatart Stinky Peet: Fridge on the River Kwai Stinky Peet: ATEmm BK: Lord of the Onion Rings? Kung Fu Pancakes? The Yummy Returns. Vince Mancini: The Porterhouse Rules BK: There's Something About Berry Stinky Peet: Death to Smoothie Grantley Buffalo: Concession Stand By Me BK: TRUE GRITS. Grantley Buffalo: The Boy Who Could Fry Stinky Peet: Radial Fryer? Grantley Buffalo: Just Dough With It Vince Mancini: When Harry Met Salad BK: Live Free or Fry Lard Grantley Buffalo: Wok Hard Vince Mancini: Erin Chocovitch Vince Mancini: Erin Wokovitch? BK: Erin Tacovitch. Grantley Buffalo: Someone to Wok Over Me Burnsy: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdough Burnsy: The Hunan Centipede Grantley Buffalo: The Hummus Centipede Grantley Buffalo: [A Mexican eatery in Boston] Nawcho, Nawcho and Nawcho Grantley Buffalo: Labneh Actually Stinky Peet: Greasy Rider BK: You've Got Quail Stinky Peet: To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Paul Prudhomme BK: The 40 Year Old Virgin Olive Oil Vince Mancini: Butch Cassoulet and the Sun-Dried Kid. Stinky Peet: How about a truck where you pick your own live chicken called Four Breadings and a Funeral? Chareth Cutestory: Guy Fieri's Fuckface Jamboree (pretty sure I'm doing this right) Burnsy: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Caramels Grantley Buffalo: Braising Arizona Grantley Buffalo: The King's Peach Vince Mancini: I Now Pronounce you Ground Chuck and Larry Stinky Peet: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Delicious Chareth Cutestory: Fryler Perry's Meet The HashBrowns Grantley Buffalo: Dawn of the Bread Vince Mancini: Winnebagel Man Chareth Cutestory: Winter's Bone-In Ribeye Stinky Peet: Do The Rice Thing Vince Mancini: O Bagel Where Cart Thou Chareth Cutestory: Lambshank Redemption Burnsy: Once Upon a Thyme in America Chareth Cutestory: Dough Country For Old Men Chareth Cutestory: There Will Be Blood Sausage Chareth Cutestory: My Left Foot-long Grantley Buffalo: Barbecue-arella Grantley Buffalo: Zack and Miri Make a Prawn-o Chareth Cutestory: Creme Fraiche Prince of Bel Air Burnsy: Serial Nom Grantley Buffalo: Cereal Mom! Chareth Cutestory: Schindler's List of Delicious Snack Cakes Vince Mancini: The Things They Curried Grantley Buffalo: Melon-cholia Jacktion: Saw...sage Grantley Buffalo: Hashy Brown (starring Michael Cane Sugar) Jacktion: The Codfather Chareth Cutestory: Y Tu Mamá Hambién Stinky Peet: Fishtar Vince Mancini: Sophie's Choice Cuts of Meat BK: Remains of the Whey Chareth Cutestory: Restrepotato Jacktion: The Rocky Mountain Oyster Picture Show Chareth Cutestory: Blackened Dynamite Grantley Buffalo: Thank You For Smoking Salmon BK: Pork by Porkwest Jacktion: Bran Turino Vince Mancini: Super Size Meat Vince Mancini: Lions for Lamb Grantley Buffalo: A Fish Called Wonderful! Vince Mancini: The Pork Whisperer Chareth Cutestory: Men Who Stare At Goat Cheese Grantley Buffalo: Alison Brie. Vince Mancini: Much Ado About Stuffing Chareth Cutestory: The Natural(ly aged Cheddar) Stinky Peet: Who's Afraid of Virginia Ham Jacktion: Bangers and M*A*S*H* Chareth Cutestory: The Deviled Eggs Wear Prada BK: The Big Sheep (a mutton truck) Grantley Buffalo: The Breakfast Club Sandwich Vince Mancini: A Midsummer's Ice Cream Jacktion: The Good Shepherd's Pie Chareth Cutestory: St. Elmo's Fire Roasted Tomato Salsa Grantley Buffalo: Pizza's Honor Vince Mancini: Lorenzo's Oil-Cured Greek Olives Jacktion: The English Muffin Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain BK: I was gonna go with Pretzel's Honor and didn't think anyone would get Chareth Cutestory: Crumble Fish Chareth Cutestory: Frosting Translation Burnsy: Some Like It Hot Pocket Jacktion: Gruel Runnings Chareth Cutestory: Empire of the Sun Dried Tomatoes Vince Mancini: Ocean's Halalvin BK: I would name all Blueberry Bagels: Purple Grain Chareth Cutestory: Caddysnack Chareth Cutestory: Toastbusters Jacktion: The Codfather Part Tuna Burnsy: For the Love of Game Hens BK: Inglourious Batards Vince Mancini: Lorenzo's Boil Jacktion: To Wong Fu, With Love, Julie Newmarzipan Vince Mancini: The Simmer Man Stinky Peet: The Best Little Hors D'ouerves in Texas [sic, I'm sure] BK: City of Cod Vince Mancini: A Ham Apart Jacktion: Armageddon Hungry Vince Mancini: An Fedyoucation Chareth Cutestory: Beer and Lo Mein is Las Vegas Chareth Cutestory: The 25th Flour Stinky Peet: Could you put out a fondue pot and call it The Gouda, The Bread, and The Ugly? Jacktion: Veal Genius Burnsy: Basic Insteak Chareth Cutestory: Corn Dog Day Afternoon Burnsy: I Am Salmon Chareth Cutestory: Milk Vince Mancini: Half Baked Goods BK: Key Lime Pie Largo Jacktion: About an Oyster Chareth Cutestory: For Whom The Bell Pepper Tolls Jacktion: Not a Movie, but: The Mussels from Brussels Sprouts Chareth Cutestory: The Flan That Rocks The Cradle Jacktion: Krullers Chareth Cutestory: To Grill A Mockingbird Jacktion: Be Cous-Cous BK: V for Velveeta Chareth Cutestory: Hamélie Burnsy: Two Meals For Sister Sara Jacktion: Eat the Parents BK: The Girl with the Flagon of Booze BK: THE WILD BRUNCH Burnsy: The Empire Strikes Bok Choi Jacktion: Scooby Doo: Monsters Unquiched Jacktion: Interview with a Hampire Burnsy: Fight Club Sandwich Chareth Cutestory: THE GRAVYIATOR Jacktion: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bacon Stinky Peet: Easy Buffet Jacktion: Dude, Where's My Pasta Carbonara? Chareth Cutestory: Broccoli Rob Roy Burnsy: Children of the Corn on the Cob Eibmoz: Baron von Munchieshausen Jacktion: Die Hard with a Veggie Chareth: Cutestory Fryday Jacktion: White Men Can't Jumbalaya Chareth Cutestory: Breakfast Breakfurious Vince Mancini: Bend It Like Bacon Jacktion: Fonduece Bigalow Burnsy: Baking 2: Electric Boogaloo Eibmoz: The Kings Feast Vince Mancini: The Mighty Quinoa Chareth Cutestory: I've Loved Juice For So Long Jacktion: Jello, Dolly! Vince Mancini: Marinade Man Jacktion: Fritters Eibmoz: Lox and the City Chareth Cutestory: Fast Thymes At Fridgemont High Jacktion: Snow Crab Job Jacktion: Lawrence of Arugula BK: Butter Off Bread Chareth Cutestory: Crème Brûlée Misérables Vince Mancini: Sex and the Sushi Jacktion: Despicable Sashimi BK: My Fair Gravy Vince Mancini: Sautee Anything Jacktion: Eat The Parents Eibmoz: Finding Creme-o Eibmoz: A Fish and Chips Called Wanda Vince Mancini: Dim Sum Also Rises Jacktion: Grosse Pointe Shank Jacktion: Poi Story Chareth Cutestory: Citizen Cane Sugar Jacktion: Garden Salad State Vince Mancini: The Little Marmalade Chareth Cutestory: Around The World In 80 Hollandaise Vince Mancini: All About My Mole Jacktion: Bubba Ho-Tapenade Jacktion: The Big Chili Jacktion: American Eskimo Pie Chareth Cutestory: Chewlander Vince Mancini: The Thin Bread Line Jacktion: Vanilla Chai Patty Boots: Mean Grills. Four for you, Glenn Cocoa! You go, Glenn Cocoa! Vince Mancini: Pielander Chareth Cutestory: Weekend At Béarnaise Jacktion: The Jerky tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2011://1.46 2011-03-10T16:59:26Z 2011-12-14T04:04:32Z

BK: SUPERSTITIOUS DILEMMA: It's Ash Wednesday, I'm eating leftover King Cake, and the baby charm just fell in to my lap. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SIX MORE WEEKS OF CAKE?! Jacktion!: I had King Cake on MLK Day. Not really,...

Jacktion! http://www.busey101.com BK: SUPERSTITIOUS DILEMMA: It's Ash Wednesday, I'm eating leftover King Cake, and the baby charm just fell in to my lap. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SIX MORE WEEKS OF CAKE?! Jacktion!: I had King Cake on MLK Day. Not really, but I had a dream that I did.]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2011://1.45 2011-02-02T18:48:08Z 2011-12-14T04:04:43Z

According to her song about nasty boys, Janet Jackson's real name (provided you're adequately nasty) is "Ms. Jackson Privacy Control." That sounds more like a bra for fat chicks....

BK According to her song about nasty boys, Janet Jackson's real name (provided you're adequately nasty) is "Ms. Jackson Privacy Control." That sounds more like a bra for fat chicks. tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.44 2010-11-10T20:59:04Z 2011-12-14T04:05:13Z

BK: I drive a pickup because I'm a fucking American Stinky Peet: I alternate between a Saturn and a pick-up Donk: You're the worst Transformer ever...

BK BK: I drive a pickup because I'm a fucking American Stinky Peet: I alternate between a Saturn and a pick-up Donk: You're the worst Transformer ever ]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.33 2010-11-09T23:58:05Z 2011-12-14T04:05:52Z

(Art by Dave MacDowell) Burnsy: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOTHER FUCKING MAN BEHIND THE MOTHER FUCKING CURTAIN! Pauly: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN OZ? Burnsy: BITCH, YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG! CLICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING...

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(Art by Dave MacDowell) Burnsy: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOTHER FUCKING MAN BEHIND THE MOTHER FUCKING CURTAIN! Pauly: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN OZ? Burnsy: BITCH, YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG! CLICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEELS! Pauly: IS THERE A SIGN ON MY LAWN THAT SAYS "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?!? NO, IT SAYS "BELL OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE KNOCK"! Burnsy: DOES THE MUNCHKIN MAYOR LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Pauly: I WANT YOU TO GO IN THAT BAG, AND FIND MY WALLET! IT'S THE ONE THAT SAYS "WIZARD OF OZ"!!! Burnsy: HEY, A FLYING MONKEY MAY TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN PIE, BUT I'D NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WON'T EAT THE FILTHY MOTHERFUCKER! Pauly: CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON THE SCARECROW! YOU'RE A SMART MOTHERFUCKER! Burnsy: EATIN' A WITCH OUT, AND GIVIN' A WITCH A FOOT MASSAGE AIN'T EVEN THE SAME FUCKIN' THING! Destiny: DOROTHY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WAS GONNA BE COOL. NOW WHEN YOU YELL AT ME I GET NERVOUS... AND WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS GET SCARED THAT'S WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS GET SHOT! Pauly: SHIT TINMAN! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY! Destiny: I'M SORRY, LION, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION? I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. PLEASE CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, SOMETHING ABOUT COURAGE? WHAT'S THE MATTER? OH, YOU WERE FINISHED! WELL ALLOW ME TO RETORT... WHAT DOES THE MEDAL OF COURAGE LOOK LIKE?! Pauly: IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! Update: This print now available for purchase. I bought one. It's pretty awesome.]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.43 2010-07-12T20:06:52Z 2011-12-14T04:08:43Z

Every list made by the new child owner of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is a Bucket list....

BK Every list made by the new child owner of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is a Bucket list. tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.42 2010-06-30T18:58:29Z 2011-12-14T04:08:56Z

Headline: Iceland's [Female] Prime Minister Marries Female Partner KM: You think it's crazy having a black president? I'd love to see what would happen in the US. BK: Well, we already went back in time as far as the Tea...

BK Headline: Iceland's [Female] Prime Minister Marries Female Partner KM: You think it's crazy having a black president? I'd love to see what would happen in the US. BK: Well, we already went back in time as far as the Tea Party, so I guess... Pilgrim Party? "You can't dance! You can't dance! Everybody buckle your hats!" ...that's no good, it doesn't even rhyme.]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.41 2010-06-30T02:14:16Z 2011-12-14T04:09:06Z

Donkey Hodey: Our in-laws & us have the same playpens except ours has little elephant heads hanging on a mobile above them while theirs has monkeys. Since monkeys are cooler than elephants, I wanted theirs, so last week at dinner,...

Donkey Hodey Donkey Hodey: Our in-laws & us have the same playpens except ours has little elephant heads hanging on a mobile above them while theirs has monkeys. Since monkeys are cooler than elephants, I wanted theirs, so last week at dinner, I switched them while nobody was looking. I was waiting all week for a phone call asking where their monkeys were, but it never came. Instead, we came home from dinner that Friday and they had been switched back. My in-laws broke into my damn house to steal back the monkeys. They watch me like a hawk whenever I'm over there now. I'm waiting for them to let down their guard. BK: You gotta have more black friends with babies your daughter's age. It would be awesome as shit to switch babies one day when they're babysitting, and then be all "What do you mean, this isn't her? She's wearing the same onesie!"]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.40 2010-06-20T21:33:39Z 2011-12-14T04:09:26Z

Jesse got a coupon for Father's Day for "An hour of dirty sex". Unfortunately on the back there wasn't a list of all of the other locations where I could redeem it. Any broads on here accept those? Jacktion! Your...

Jacktion! http://www.busey101.com Jesse got a coupon for Father's Day for "An hour of dirty sex". Unfortunately on the back there wasn't a list of all of the other locations where I could redeem it. Any broads on here accept those? Jacktion! Your kid gives the strangest presents.]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.39 2010-05-03T04:14:16Z 2011-12-14T04:09:47Z

The armed forces should communicate via ham radio. The Muslims wouldn't be able to listen in....

BK The armed forces should communicate via ham radio. The Muslims wouldn't be able to listen in. tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.38 2010-05-02T23:12:26Z 2011-12-14T04:10:06Z

BK Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie. Jacktion! Breakfast Pie is what I call morning sex. BK But you don't get to call it very often. Jacktion! Yes, it left me far too soon. Now I'm mourning morning sex....

BK BK Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie. Jacktion! Breakfast Pie is what I call morning sex. BK But you don't get to call it very often. Jacktion! Yes, it left me far too soon. Now I'm mourning morning sex.]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.37 2010-04-01T22:32:40Z 2011-12-14T04:10:54Z

Pauly Dangerously is what the French call "les incompétents". Which means "Incompetant Lesbian"....

BK Pauly Dangerously is what the French call "les incompétents". Which means "Incompetant Lesbian".]]> tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.36 2010-03-01T16:43:22Z 2011-12-14T04:11:05Z

Things I Wish I Had Thought Of Yesterday: Sending a tasteful flower arrangement to Dawn Brancheau's funeral with the banner "So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish."...

Donkey Hodey Things I Wish I Had Thought Of Yesterday: Sending a tasteful flower arrangement to Dawn Brancheau's funeral with the banner "So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish." tag:www.filmdrunkards.com,2010://1.35 2010-02-16T15:51:09Z 2011-12-14T04:11:27Z

Burnsy woke up at 6 after 11 hours of sleep and just cleaned the bejesus out of his kitchen, gangsta. Donk bejesus is really hard to get out of grout....

BK Burnsy woke up at 6 after 11 hours of sleep and just cleaned the bejesus out of his kitchen, gangsta. Donk bejesus is really hard to get out of grout.]]>