(Art by Dave MacDowell)
Burnsy: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOTHER FUCKING MAN BEHIND THE MOTHER FUCKING CURTAIN!
Pauly: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN OZ?
Burnsy: BITCH, YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG! CLICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEELS!
Pauly: IS THERE A SIGN ON MY LAWN THAT SAYS "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?!? NO, IT SAYS "BELL OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE KNOCK"!
Burnsy: DOES THE MUNCHKIN MAYOR LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Pauly: I WANT YOU TO GO IN THAT BAG, AND FIND MY WALLET! IT'S THE ONE THAT SAYS "WIZARD OF OZ"!!!
Burnsy: HEY, A FLYING MONKEY MAY TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN PIE, BUT I'D NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WON'T EAT THE FILTHY MOTHERFUCKER!
Pauly: CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON THE SCARECROW! YOU'RE A SMART MOTHERFUCKER!
Burnsy: EATIN' A WITCH OUT, AND GIVIN' A WITCH A FOOT MASSAGE AIN'T EVEN THE SAME FUCKIN' THING!
Destiny: DOROTHY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WAS GONNA BE COOL. NOW WHEN YOU YELL AT ME I GET NERVOUS... AND WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS GET SCARED THAT'S WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS GET SHOT!
Pauly: SHIT TINMAN! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!
Destiny: I'M SORRY, LION, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION? I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. PLEASE CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, SOMETHING ABOUT COURAGE? WHAT'S THE MATTER? OH, YOU WERE FINISHED! WELL ALLOW ME TO RETORT... WHAT DOES THE MEDAL OF COURAGE LOOK LIKE?!
Pauly: IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!
Update: This print now available for purchase. I bought one. It's pretty awesome.