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Jesse got a coupon for Father's Day for "An hour of dirty sex". Unfortunately on the back there wasn't a list of all of the other locations where I could redeem it. Any broads on here accept those?

Jacktion! Your kid gives the strangest presents.

Donkey Hodey: Our in-laws & us have the same playpens except ours has little elephant heads hanging on a mobile above them while theirs has monkeys. Since monkeys are cooler than elephants, I wanted theirs, so last week at dinner, I switched them while nobody was looking. I was waiting all week for a phone call asking where their monkeys were, but it never came. Instead, we came home from dinner that Friday and they had been switched back. My in-laws broke into my damn house to steal back the monkeys. They watch me like a hawk whenever I'm over there now. I'm waiting for them to let down their guard.

BK: You gotta have more black friends with babies your daughter's age. It would be awesome as shit to switch babies one day when they're babysitting, and then be all "What do you mean, this isn't her? She's wearing the same onesie!"

Headline: Iceland's [Female] Prime Minister Marries Female Partner

KM: You think it's crazy having a black president? I'd love to see what would happen in the US.

BK: Well, we already went back in time as far as the Tea Party, so I guess... Pilgrim Party? "You can't dance! You can't dance! Everybody buckle your hats!" ...that's no good, it doesn't even rhyme.