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Pauly: I fucking missed baseball
Burnsy: "i fucking missed baseball" is what Adam Dunn said three times a day last year

Donk: There are canadian Hell's Angels?
Donk: Canadian Hell's Angels carry knives and chains, but only because those things could come in handy if they need to come to the aid of a stranded motorist
Donk: Canadian Hell's Angels always remember to call their mothers on Mothers' Day
Donk: Canadian Hell's Angels have normal-sized mufflers on their hogs because they respect city noise ordinances.
Donk: Canadian Hell's Angels once ran security for a Rolling Stones concert in Calgary. There were three reported cases of tickling and one noogie-related injury.

Burnsy: Candian Hell's Angels wear removable tattoos because sometimes it pays to be professional
Burnsy: Canadian Hell's Angels prefer to be called Heck's Angels

Donk: Ryan Gosling is an honorary member of the Canadian Hell's Angels

Burnsy: My Canadian Hell's Angels nickname is Cuddles.

Donk: I once saw a Canadian Hell's Angel crush a full can of Labatt's against his forehead, then make sure to rinse it off and place it in the recycling bin.

Burnsy: The Canadian Hell's Angels' only rival gang is bad manners.

Donk: The Canadian Hells Angels consider the Eagle Scouts to be a brother gang.

Burnsy: The Canadian Hell's Angels sell cookies every year

Pauly: The Canadian Hell's Angels ride Vespas.

Donk: To be in the Canadian Hell's Angels, you have to ride a motorcycle, own a leather jacket, and help three old ladies cross the street.
Donk: God help you if you're found littering in Canadian Hell's Angels territory.

Pauly: You have to win a thumb war to become a Canadian Hell's Angel.

Burnsy: The Canadian Hell's Angels wear faux leather vests.

Pauly: The Canadian Hell's Angel are honorary Mounties.

Burnsy: I saw a Canadian Hell's Angel wearing a shirt that said, "If you can read this, my bitch fell off and was immediately treated for her wounds and I'm on my way to buy her flowers."

Donk: The Canadian Hell's Angels run drugs all right. They'd be happy to pick up your prescription for you while your hip heals, Mrs. Thompson.

Burnsy: Canadian Hell's Angels ride motorcycles with training wheels.

Donk: The Canadian Hell's Angels would never be caught dead hanging out in Sturgis with all of those animals.

Burnsy: The Canadian Hell's Angels celebrate Bike Weekend because a whole week would interfere with their work days

Donk: The last turf war the Canadian Hell's Angels got into was with the Shriners over who got to ride first in the city's St. Patrick's day parade.

BK: The Canadian Hell's Angels must have gang patches embroidered in French and English

Donk: The Canadian Hell's Angels believe in monogamous sex, cheap prescription drugs, and rock & roll, but all in moderation.

Pauly: The Canadian Hell's Angels' bikes are hybrids.

BK: The Canadian Hell's Angels respect all helmet laws.

Donk: The Canadian Hell's Angels consider themselves the kings of the road, but only under a constitutional monarchy. They'd gladly move over and let you pass.
Donk: Canadian Hell's Angels don't believe in an eye for an eye, but they do believe in I before E except after C.