The Fine Filmdrunkards Society Blog

Pauly: If I had a gun everytime I heard it, I would have an unloaded gun.

Donk: Privacy: you've got it unless the feds start asking questions, at which point I'm going to start squealing like two gay pigs fucking.

BK: X3 ruined Wolverine for me. Anytime you take a character known for his grumpy don't-give-a-shit attitude and you make him cry, fuck off Brett Ratner I fucking hate you.

Al: with my boss not fitting into an XL shirt
Al: heh
bex: oh the xmas presents
bex: did it fit him big or tight?
Al: tooooo small
Al: and he's not a big guy - i woulda pegged him for a "large"

bex: send it to tengo he likes tight things

Burnsy: so why don't I have pics?
Donk: you gotta do more pushups
Donk: sorry, misread that

Jacktion!: I want to start a retarded metal band called Syndrome of a Down.
Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about a retarded ghetto called Downtown.

Donk: I'm writing a movie about zombie retards called Down of The Dead.

Pauly: I'm writing a redundant play about Aussies called "Down Under"

Donk: I wrote a song about a path that retards walk every day called Downtrodden

Pauly: I'm writing a movie about a retarded break-dancing crew called "Gettin' Down".

Jacktion!: I'm working on a movie about retarded aliens called "Down to Earth"

Donk: I wrote a real tear-jerker about a mother who abandons her retarded prom-baby called "Down in The Dumps"

Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about retarded lesibian softball playes called "A League of Our Down"

Donk: I'm hoping Fox will option my screenplay about a retarded bellhop who's also addicted to meth: "Ups and Downs"

Jacktion!: I draw a comic strip about a retarded kid with a round head called "Charlie Down"

Donk: I hear there's a retarded member of Chicago's hockey team. Teammates call him "Blackhawk Down"

Donk: John Fogerty is writing the theme song for my movie about a retarded hooker called "Down on The Corner"

Pauly: I'm writing a song about sexual active retards called "Down With O.P.P."

Jacktion!: I wrote a movie about a depressed retarded girl called "Debbie Downer"

Pauly: I'm writing a new movie about a retard who services the community called "What Can Down Do For You?"

Donk: I'm writing a movie about a gay retard fighting Prop 8 called "Down and Out in Beverly Hills"

Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about a retarded kid who can cure cancer when he cries called "Tears of a Down"
Jacktion!: I'm writing a movie about the head of a retarded crime family called "Down Corleon